The ｃａｎｕｃｋ ｐｉｎｏｃｈｅｔ of Outer Acharet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by wait who that guy with the funny medals with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.918 billion Acharetians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achar-Tam and Mirrorlake. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Acharetian economy, worth 267 trillion Acharetian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,255 Acharetian pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Acharetian pounds are spent to take high-quality photos of the Gamer Moment Nebula, Wait who that guy with the funny medals has just been declared ruler of Outer Acharet in an international press conference, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Acharet's national animal is the gamer moment, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is i dunno money seems pretty cool.

Outer Acharet is ranked 259,726^th in the world and 5^th in The KG Puppet Hole for Most Patriotic, with 0.71 flags saluted per person per day.