The Sky Green Republic of Ouardeheya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SkyGreen24 with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.672 billion Ouardeheyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Green City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ouardeheyan economy, worth 102 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,084 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and tourists call Ouardeheyan beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown. Ouardeheya's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ouardeheya is ranked 50,057^th in the world and 317^th in Europeia for Most Pacifist, with 98.45 Cheeks Turned Per Day.