The State of Ouaiken is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.909 billion Ouaikenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ouaikenian economy, worth 544 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 34,229 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and Ouaiken has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouaiken's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ouaiken is ranked 75,766^th in the world and 2^nd in Ceylon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.18 law-abiding acts per hour.