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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,780thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,863rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,832nd
The Tropical Tree of
Father Knows Best State
Ouahigouya
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Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ouahigouya

Population24.223 billion

CapitalOuahigouya
LeaderLeader

Currencyxof
AnimalLion

The Tropical Tree of Ouahigouya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.223 billion Ouahigouyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouahigouya. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ouahigouyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion xofs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 89,659 xofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ouahigouya has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouahigouya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ouahigouya is ranked 81,743rd in the world and 65th in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 56.34 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,780thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,863rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,832ndLargest Populations: 4,661stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,641stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,657thHighest Economic Output: 7,529thSafest: 7,531stMost Efficient Economies: 7,637thMost Cultured: 8,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,772ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,631stMost Developed: 12,972ndLargest Governments: 18,095thSmartest Citizens: 19,518thHealthiest Citizens: 20,733rd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, Ouahigouya has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, no one born in Ouahigouya can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Ouahigouya, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.

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