The Sultanate of Ottomahn Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sultan Mehmed IV with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 1.35 billion Turks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kostantiniyye. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish economy, worth 184 trillion akçes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,491 akçes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and many in Ottomahn Empire are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottomahn Empire's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Ottomahn Empire is ranked 14,339^th in the world and 418^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 76.71 quips per hour.