by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,370thMost Influential: 6,999th
The Otter-Damned Rivers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Every Otter a Kroat
Talsperre von Otto K Rosenheimer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.37 billion

LeaderTalsperre von Otto K Rosenheimer
FaithThe Way of the Dammed


The Otter-Damned Rivers of Ottokratland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Talsperre von Otto K Rosenheimer with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.37 billion Romp have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okkharest. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ottokroatian economy, worth 327 trillion Okkers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,895 Okkers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottokratland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Way of the Dammed.

Ottokratland is ranked 29,758th in the world and 1,518th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,631.19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,370thMost Influential: 6,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,435thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,929thBest Weather: 19,915thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,665thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,522ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,624th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 163rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 178th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 548th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 627th in the region

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