by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,936thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,485thLargest Populations: 25,842nd
The Kingdom of Afghanistan of
Father Knows Best State
Pādešāhī-ye Afġānistān
Mohammed Zahir Shah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.166 billion

LeaderMohammed Zahir Shah

AnimalSnow Leopard

The Kingdom of Afghanistan of Otsla is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mohammed Zahir Shah with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.166 billion Afghans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Afghani economy, worth 648 trillion Afghanis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,265 Afghanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mohammed Zahir Shah has just been declared ruler of Otsla in an international press conference, moonshine has made a resurgence, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, and Islam has been named as Otsla's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otsla's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Otsla is ranked 246,953rd in the world and 98th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18,485thLargest Populations: 25,842nd

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