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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,016thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,338th
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ototel Aike

Population2.7 billion

CapitalAiken 23
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Goln

The State of Ototel Aike is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.7 billion Ototel Aikeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken 23. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ototel Aikean economy, worth 789 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,479 Teshken Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ktenon Sheiaik's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Ktenon Sheiaik, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ototel Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Ototel Aike is ranked 68,131st in the world and 53rd in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,547.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,016thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,338thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,533rdMost Armed: 1,681stHighest Average Incomes: 2,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,233rdTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,324thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,332ndLargest Black Market: 2,536thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,855thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,113thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,166thNudest: 5,390thLargest Governments: 5,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,932ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,526thLowest Crime Rates: 6,698thMost Authoritarian: 8,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,488thMost Conservative: 9,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,510thSmartest Citizens: 9,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,883rdTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 11,828thLargest Mining Sector: 12,222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,548thMost Developed: 18,868thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,776thHighest Economic Output: 21,768th
Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ototel Aike was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Ktenon Sheiaik.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, Ktenon Sheiaik's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Ototel Aike, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Ototel Aike was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.

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