The Kingdom of Ostrogothia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.296 billion Ostrogoths enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Ostrogoth economy, worth 740 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,396 kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,509 per year while the poor average 3,647, a ratio of 79.6 to 1.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, Ostrogothia has designated Ostrogothia City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Ostrogothia in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Ostrogothia's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ostrogothia's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ostrogothia is ranked 147,338^th in the world and 39^th in Terranova for Largest Black Market, with 1.11 trillion Standard Monetary Units.