The Kingdom of Osphen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amailre Dauran-Abdaile-Jiurdaine II with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 14.214 billion Osphenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coŕalios. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Osphenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Rials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,162 Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osphen's national animal is the Jellyray, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osphen is ranked 19,992^nd in the world and 24^th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 11.05 Bank.