The Federal Republic of Osma del sur is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Diana Austen with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.74 billion Osmenienses love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calíope. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Osma del surian economy, worth 274 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,769 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osma del sur's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Osma del sur is ranked 94,503^rd in the world and 63^rd in Conifer for Highest Drug Use, scoring 52.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.