The Republic of Oslo Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jonas Albert with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.259 billion Oslans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Oslo City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslo Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,864 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one born in Oslo Republic can fix a leaky faucet, edutainment video games are taking Oslo Republic's students to the next level, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslo Republic's national animal is the Tri-Spot Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oslo Republic is ranked 251,250^th in the world and 10,703^rd in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.92 on the Hickory Productivity Index.