The Borderlands of Oslasa84 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.643 billion Oslasa84ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa84ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,202 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Oslasa84ian politicians, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa84's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa84 is ranked 14,633^rd in the world and 933^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.58 law-abiding acts per hour.