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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,013th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Oslasa45

Population5.006 billion

Currencykrona
Animalsquirrel

The Republic of Oslasa45 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.006 billion Oslasa45ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa45ian economy, worth 948 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,478 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, one does not simply walk into the tundra, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa45's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oslasa45 is ranked 24,628th in the world and 755th in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 24.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,013thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,385thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,396thLargest Black Market: 2,583rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,178thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,017thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,491stHighest Average Incomes: 7,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,519thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,513thMost Efficient Economies: 17,508thHighest Economic Output: 19,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,866thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,292ndMost Authoritarian: 21,005thMost Stationary: 22,514thMost Influential: 22,885th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 264th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 337th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 366th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 388th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 460th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 495th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 565th in the regionLargest Populations: 647th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 675th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 718th in the regionLargest Governments: 755th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, golden statues of squirrels line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa45, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.

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