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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,738th
The Republic of
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Oslasa26

Population3.273 billion

Currencylira
Animalcow

The Republic of Oslasa26 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.273 billion Oslasa26ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa26ian economy, worth 402 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,979 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa26's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa26 is ranked 12,712th in the world and 586th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,202.8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,738thLargest Black Market: 3,759thNudest: 5,084thMost Avoided: 7,041stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,120thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,887thMost Secular: 16,887thMost Developed: 19,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,816thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,177thMost Efficient Economies: 20,279th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 143rd in the regionNudest: 219th in the regionMost Avoided: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 724th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 799th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 842nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 847th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 861st in the regionMost Stationary: 866th in the regionMost Secular: 893rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader.
  • : Oslasa26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Oslasa26 Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa26, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.

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