The Republic of Oslasa24 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.59 billion Oslasa24ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa24ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,129 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa24's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oslasa24 is ranked 21,045^th in the world and 1,434^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.87 law-abiding acts per hour.