The Republic of Oslasa17 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.655 billion Oslasa17ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa17ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 281,611 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Oslasa17ian Liberator", military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa17's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa17 is ranked 13,356^th in the world and 825^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.05 law-abiding acts per hour.