The Dominion of Osiris Gameside Affairs is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.006 billion Osiris Gameside Affairsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Osiris Gameside Affairsian economy, worth 7.55 trillion tacoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,509 tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, an exhibition on snek memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Osiris Gameside Affairs in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osiris Gameside Affairs's national animal is the snek.

Osiris Gameside Affairs is ranked 30,291^st in the world and 925^th in Osiris for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 75.35 Workforce Participation Rate.