The Republic of Oshawa is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.327 billion Oshawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rideau. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oshawan economy, worth 179 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,341 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the government pours millions of pounds into rehabilitation programs annually, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oshawa's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oshawa is ranked 17,621^st in the world and 10^th in Hive for Most Secular, with 68.86 Atheism Rate.