by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,102nd
The State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Card Farming
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Oschetel Aike

Population2.058 billion

CapitalAiken 58
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Goln

The State of Oschetel Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.058 billion Oschetel Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken 58. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oschetel Aikean economy, worth 469 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,079 Teshken Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, Oschetel Aike has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oschetel Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Oschetel Aike is ranked 2,781st in the world and 68th in Guer Aike Territories for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,068.23 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,102ndMost Armed: 2,169thTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,720thMost Conservative: 5,076thLargest Black Market: 5,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,799thNudest: 7,394thMost Authoritarian: 7,420thMost Efficient Economies: 8,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,236thLargest Governments: 9,937thLowest Crime Rates: 10,419thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,142ndMost Devout: 13,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,326thSmartest Citizens: 15,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,372ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,671stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,099thMost Cultured: 16,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,174thMost Developed: 22,157th
Top
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, Oschetel Aike has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, Oschetel Aikean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oschetel Aike, the nation leads Guer Aike Territories in per capita stalking.

More...

View Forum posts

Report