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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 332nd
The Incorporated States of
Capitalist Paradise
For the Corporation.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population16.49 billion

CapitalNexus Sector 03
LeaderExecutor Nathanial Nestor Kwon
FaithCorporate Christianity

CurrencyNexus Credit

The Incorporated States of Oscalantine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Executor Nathanial Nestor Kwon with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.49 billion Corporate Descent are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus Sector 03. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient of Corporate Descent economy, worth a remarkable 6,750 trillion Nexus Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 409,399 Nexus Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,321,087 per year while the poor average 35,304, a ratio of 65.7 to 1.

Robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, the government has returned all business to private ownership, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oscalantine's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporate Christianity.

Oscalantine is ranked 180,509th in the world and 5,951st in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.54 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 332ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 343rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 348thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 429thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 514thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 534thLargest Insurance Industry: 567thMost Efficient Economies: 571stHighest Average Incomes: 634thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 804thLargest Mining Sector: 812thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 868thHighest Economic Output: 953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 959thMost Avoided: 968thFattest Citizens: 1,313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,575thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,729thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,936thLargest Retail Industry: 2,090thRudest Citizens: 2,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,152ndSmartest Citizens: 2,286thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,312thMost Devout: 2,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,914thLargest Governments: 3,948thMost Cultured: 5,972ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,192ndTop
Most Developed: 9,259thLargest Populations: 9,284thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,962ndLargest Black Market: 12,380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,303rd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Devout: 132nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 278th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 290th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 315th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 408th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 436th in the regionMost Developed: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 546th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oscalantine's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Oscalantine altered its national flag.
  • : Oscalantine's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Oscalantine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Oscalantine was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Oscalantine ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Oscalantine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oscalantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oscalantine's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Oscalantine's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".


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