|Leader||Cheesus H Christ II|
|Faith||Cheese and there is no god|
The Cheese Land of Osburmergortionadocaopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cheesus H Christ II with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.9 billion Osburms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Micheese. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Osburm economy, worth 237 trillion cheesies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,212 cheesies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osburmergortionadocaopia's national animal is the Lactococcus lactis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheese and there is no god.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
- : Osburmergortionadocaopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in Osburmergortionadocaopia, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Osburmergortionadocaopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".
- : Osburmergortionadocaopia endorsed The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
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