by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 778th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,199th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,578th
The Cheese Land of
Democratic Socialists
Eat cheese, or die.
Cheesus H Christ II
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.439 billion

LeaderCheesus H Christ II
FaithCheese and there is no god

AnimalLactococcus lactis

The Cheese Land of Osburmergortionadocaopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cheesus H Christ II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.439 billion Osburms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Micheese. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Osburm economy, worth 308 trillion cheesies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,283 cheesies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, trespassers entering Cheesus H Christ II's office are immediately vaporized, Cheesus H Christ II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osburmergortionadocaopia's national animal is the Lactococcus lactis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheese and there is no god.

Osburmergortionadocaopia is ranked 151,580th in the world and 5,431st in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Influential: 778thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,199thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,578thBest Weather: 7,054thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,645thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,051stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,401stMost Pacifist: 8,455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,277thMost Secular: 9,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,849thSafest: 12,237thLowest Crime Rates: 12,264thSmartest Citizens: 12,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,056thNicest Citizens: 14,304thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,927thMost Developed: 15,624th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 291st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 307th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 328th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionMost Secular: 403rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 408th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 436th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 519th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 536th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 577th in the region

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