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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 441st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,075th Most Influential: 1,081st
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Eat cheese, or die.
Cheesus H Christ II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.01 billion

LeaderCheesus H Christ II

AnimalLactococcus lactis

The Free Land of Osburmergortionadocaopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cheesus H Christ II with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.01 billion Osburms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Micheese. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Osburm economy, worth 116 trillion cheesies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 115,651 cheesies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', saying "don't do anything that Cheesus H Christ II wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osburmergortionadocaopia's national animal is the Lactococcus lactis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osburmergortionadocaopia is ranked 28,134th in the world and 1,514th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 108.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 441stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,075thMost Influential: 1,081stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,946thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,411thBest Weather: 10,902ndMost Pacifist: 11,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,165thMost Secular: 12,325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,896thSmartest Citizens: 17,021stNicest Citizens: 18,345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,771st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 237th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 624th in the regionBest Weather: 624th in the regionMost Secular: 638th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 657th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 662nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 734th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 749th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 764th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 849th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 894th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 992nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,000th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,022nd in the region

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