by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 348th Most Influential: 649th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,014th
The Cheese Land of
Democratic Socialists
Eat cheese, or die.
Cheesus H Christ II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.558 billion

LeaderCheesus H Christ II
FaithCheese and there is no god

AnimalLactococcus lactis

The Cheese Land of Osburmergortionadocaopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cheesus H Christ II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 1.558 billion Osburms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Micheese. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Osburm economy, worth 197 trillion cheesies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,928 cheesies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osburmergortionadocaopia's national animal is the Lactococcus lactis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheese and there is no god.

Osburmergortionadocaopia is ranked 75,004th in the world and 4,032nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 57.85 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 348thMost Influential: 649thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,014thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,758thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,537thTop
Best Weather: 7,735thMost Secular: 9,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,198thMost Pacifist: 9,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,097thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,789thLowest Crime Rates: 12,579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,057thSmartest Citizens: 14,268th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 415th in the regionBest Weather: 420th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 479th in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 493rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 517th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 581st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 630th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 693rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 696th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 740th in the region

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