by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 374th Most Influential: 674th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,211th
The Cheese Land of
Democratic Socialists
Eat cheese, or die.
Cheesus H Christ II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.9 billion

LeaderCheesus H Christ II
FaithCheese and there is no god

AnimalLactococcus lactis

The Cheese Land of Osburmergortionadocaopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cheesus H Christ II with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.9 billion Osburms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Micheese. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Osburm economy, worth 237 trillion cheesies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,212 cheesies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osburmergortionadocaopia's national animal is the Lactococcus lactis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheese and there is no god.

Osburmergortionadocaopia is ranked 8,985th in the world and 487th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 142.64 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 374thMost Influential: 674thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,211thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,506thBest Weather: 6,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,033rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,901stMost Pacifist: 8,985thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,019thMost Secular: 9,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,195thSafest: 12,522ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,105thSmartest Citizens: 13,500thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,062ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,088thNicest Citizens: 15,277th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326th in the regionBest Weather: 379th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 395th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 479th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 487th in the regionMost Secular: 508th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 535th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 591st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 595th in the regionSafest: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 658th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 658th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 694th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 722nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 836th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 843rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 843rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 922nd in the regionMost Developed: 943rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 956th in the region

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