by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 204th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 249th Largest Welfare Programs: 325th
The Farcical Aquatic Ceremony of
Left-wing Utopia
Paix mondiale et justice universelle
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population5.814 billion

LeaderVldmr Grbvsk


The Farcical Aquatic Ceremony of Orztotskha is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vldmr Grbvsk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.814 billion Orztotskhans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albaneria. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orztotskhan economy, worth 971 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,152 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Orztotskha's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Orztotskha is ranked 665th in the world and 15th in Europeia for Most Pacifist, with 220.42 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 249thLargest Welfare Programs: 325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 660thMost Pacifist: 665thMost Advanced Public Education: 765thMost Compassionate Citizens: 901stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,005thNicest Citizens: 1,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,034thMost Inclusive: 1,154thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,199thMost Developed: 1,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,435thLargest Governments: 1,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,687thTop
Best Weather: 1,757thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,811thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,897thMost Influential: 2,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,385thMost Cultured: 2,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,923rdSmartest Citizens: 3,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,058thSafest: 3,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,458thLowest Crime Rates: 5,339thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,809thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,876thMost Secular: 12,184thNudest: 13,349thMost Efficient Economies: 13,663rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,259thHighest Drug Use: 14,678thHighest Economic Output: 15,667th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionNudest: 72nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 74th in the regionMost Income Equality: 87th in the region

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