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Largest Black Market: 68thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 126thHighest Economic Output: 148th
The Tyrol Industries of
Father Knows Best State
More Human than Human
Eminence Grise
Grand Inquisitor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Orthodox Gnosticism

Population32.524 billion

LeaderTyrol Industries


The Tyrol Industries of Orthodox Gnosticism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tyrol Industries with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.524 billion Skinriders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crysanthea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 15,918 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,426 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, chocolate in Orthodox Gnosticism has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Orthodox Gnosticism as a reminder of their "special relationship", and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Tyrol Industries". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orthodox Gnosticism's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Orthodox Gnosticism is ranked 1,398th in the world and 1st in Grand Alliance for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.20 million Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Black Market: 68thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 126thHighest Economic Output: 148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 223rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306thHighest Average Incomes: 349thLargest Information Technology Sector: 394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 428thMost Devout: 584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 659thLargest Gambling Industry: 769thMost Efficient Economies: 1,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,002ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,058thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,398thMost Cultured: 1,642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,655thLargest Populations: 1,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,815thSmartest Citizens: 1,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,056thFattest Citizens: 2,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,250thLargest Retail Industry: 2,417thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,947thLargest Governments: 3,034thMost Developed: 3,641stLargest Mining Sector: 4,005thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,471stRudest Citizens: 5,888thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,257thMost Influential: 8,179thLowest Crime Rates: 8,868thMost Armed: 9,063rdTop
Most Avoided: 13,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,603rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,194thHighest Drug Use: 22,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,218th

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