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Largest Black Market: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thHighest Economic Output: 156th
The Tyrol Industries of
Father Knows Best State
More Human than Human
Influence
Eminence Grise
Grand Inquisitor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Orthodox Gnosticism

Population31.334 billion

CapitalCrysanthea
LeaderTyrol Industries
FaithHumanism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalOwl

The Tyrol Industries of Orthodox Gnosticism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tyrol Industries with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.334 billion Skinriders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crysanthea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 15,335 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,426 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, chocolate in Orthodox Gnosticism has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Orthodox Gnosticism as a reminder of their "special relationship", and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Tyrol Industries". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orthodox Gnosticism's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Orthodox Gnosticism is ranked 949th in the world and 1st in Grand Alliance for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18,161.22 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thHighest Economic Output: 156thLargest Agricultural Sector: 208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 302ndHighest Average Incomes: 336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 361stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 445thMost Devout: 526thMost Scientifically Advanced: 621stLargest Gambling Industry: 766thMost Subsidized Industry: 870thMost Efficient Economies: 921stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 949thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,050thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,518thMost Cultured: 1,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,655thLargest Populations: 1,846thSmartest Citizens: 1,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,036thFattest Citizens: 2,121stLargest Retail Industry: 2,177thTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,721stLargest Governments: 2,835thMost Developed: 3,444thLargest Mining Sector: 3,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,990thRudest Citizens: 5,490thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,373rdMost Armed: 7,769thLowest Crime Rates: 8,270thMost Influential: 8,310thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,037thMost Avoided: 12,688thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,276thHighest Drug Use: 22,066th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism changed its national animal to "Owl" and its currency to "Dollar".
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism altered its national flag.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Avoided.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Orthodox Gnosticism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Fattest Citizens.

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