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Most Primitive: 115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 681stMost Devout: 1,218th
The Foolish Blue Dreamscapes of
Democratic Socialists
Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Orrorin

Population3.654 billion

CapitalEvolet
LeaderAtouk the Thoughtful
FaithVibrations of the Monolith

CurrencyStone Core
AnimalAustralopithecus

The Foolish Blue Dreamscapes of Orrorin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Atouk the Thoughtful with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.654 billion Orrorieks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evolet. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Orrorini economy, worth 218 trillion Stone Cores a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,866 Stone Cores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, a government program is underway to revitalize Orrorin's beaches, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and historical fiction has been banned. Crime is totally unknown. Orrorin's national animal is the Australopithecus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vibrations of the Monolith.

Orrorin is ranked 26,861st in the world and 49th in The Western Isles for Most Stationary, with 615.78188367712 Days.

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Most Primitive: 115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 681stMost Devout: 1,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,389thTop
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Best Weather: 2,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,290thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,108thMost Pacifist: 3,147thNicest Citizens: 3,341stMost Inclusive: 3,383rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,890thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,907thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,736thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,907thMost Cultured: 8,484thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,152ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,143rdMost Income Equality: 13,489thLargest Governments: 16,089thSafest: 16,375thNudest: 16,924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,028th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Orrorin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, historical fiction has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, a government program is underway to revitalize Orrorin's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Orrorin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Orrorin, divorce is illegal.
  • : Orrorin was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".

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