Population | 5.623 billion |
Capital | Evolet |
Leader | Atouk the Thoughtful |
Faith | Vibrations of the Monolith |
Currency | Stone Core |
Animal | Australopithecus |
The Foolish Blue Dreamscapes of Orrorin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Atouk the Thoughtful with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.623 billion Orrorieks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evolet. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Orrorini economy, worth 429 trillion Stone Cores a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,378 Stone Cores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, babies are a small but significant export, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. Orrorin's national animal is the Australopithecus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vibrations of the Monolith.
Orrorin is ranked 9,972nd in the world and 26th in The Western Isles for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 33.79 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Orrorin, bars are packed at all hours.
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Orrorin, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
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Orrorin, babies are a small but significant export.
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Orrorin, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
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Orrorin, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
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Orrorin, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
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Orrorin, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
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Orrorin, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
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Orrorin, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
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Orrorin, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.