The Revolutionary homeland of Orpzis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thud Qwaz with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.164 billion Orpzisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rea. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Orpzisian economy, worth 683 trillion Orps dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,413 Orps dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orpzis's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orpzis is ranked 49,697^th in the world and 7^th in PSUSH for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.26 law-abiding acts per hour.