The Department of Orne is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.743 billion Ornaises are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alençon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The very strong Ornais economy, worth 241 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,601 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,558 per year while the poor average 14,508, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, and foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Orne's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Orne is ranked 96,123^rd in the world and 41^st in Department Store for Most Pacifist, with 80.4 cheeks turned per day.