The Constitutional Monarchy of Ormenea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Xerxes Delvon with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.444 billion Ormeneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velan. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ormenean economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,043 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormenea's national animal is the Stoat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ormenea is ranked 71,252^nd in the world and 14^th in Equiterra for Largest Populations, with 8.44 billion capita.