The Confederation of Ormata is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Roland Hill with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 16.879 billion Ormatans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caelonda. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ormatan economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 151,949 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Ormata retire only a few years after being appointed, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormata's national animal is the Kael, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Ormata is ranked 4,840^th in the world and 1^st in Ajax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.26 law-abiding acts per hour.