The Great Federal Union of Orlovckaya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme President Anna Neorlovskaya-Dubr with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.5 billion Orlovckayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubusk. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Orlovckayan economy, worth 776 trillion Arlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,508 Arlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

One can wake up in Orlovckaya and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and the newest shade developed by Orlovckaya's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orlovckaya's national animal is the Golden Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Legionism.

Orlovckaya is ranked 168,932^nd in the world and 16^th in New Oracle for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,777.09 Standard Monetary Units.