The Divine Empire of Orlannn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Orlan with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.43 billion Orlannnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sublime Orlan city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Orlannnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,759 trillion Orlans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 327,315 Orlans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,951,642 per year while the poor average 25,077, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Vacationing Orlannnians expect to be treated as royalty, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Orlannn's national animal is the Syrian Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of divine nationalism.

Orlannn is ranked 315,103^rd in the world and 18^th in Union of Nationalists for Nudest, with 1.75 cheeks per square mile.