The Federation of Orlandsk is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Orlandskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The strong Orlandskian economy, worth 2.59 trillion Orlies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,874 Orlies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Orlandsk's national animal is the Sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Orlandsk is ranked 176,858^th in the world and 358^th in Refugia for Most Income Equality, scoring 20.46 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.