Population | 6.872 billion |
Capital | Orkentinia |
Leader | Gene |
Currency | Chork |
Animal | Vampire Bat |
The Republic of Orkentine is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gene with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.872 billion Orkentineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orkentinia. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Orkentinean economy, worth 350 trillion Chorks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,945 Chorks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the Orkentinean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orkentine's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Orkentine is ranked 52,925th in the world and 1,671st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.29 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Orkentine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Orkentine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Orkentine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Orkentine, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Orkentine, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Orkentine, the Orkentinean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Orkentine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Orkentine, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Orkentine, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Orkentine, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.