The United Republic of Orinopolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Primarch Megas Domine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.654 billion Orinopolisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitan Orinopolis. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orinopolisian economy, worth 669 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,456 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, Orinopolisian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and for just a few extra guilders Orinopolisians can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orinopolis's national animal is the Two headed winged snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orinopolis is ranked 90,414^th in the world and 6^th in Placeholder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.13 law-abiding acts per hour.