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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,452nd Rudest Citizens: 2,201st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,088th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
E Pluribus Unum
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Original Colonies

Population583 million

CapitalWashington DC

Currencydollar
Animalhawk

The Republic of Original Colonies is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 583 million Original Coloniesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Original Coloniesian economy, worth 70.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 120,841 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,658 per year while the poor average 15,364, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Male tourists tend to be fearful of Original Colonies's deadly femme fatales, there's a big brother in every prison, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Original Colonies's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Original Colonies is ranked 151,666th in the world and 8,358th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,452ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,201stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,088thMost Influential: 3,667thFattest Citizens: 3,758thLargest Retail Industry: 4,069thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,465thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,268thTop
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Most Avoided: 8,546thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,768thMost Armed: 12,090thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,634thMost Pro-Market: 14,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,387thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,143rdHighest Drug Use: 16,878th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 113th in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 201st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 203rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 269th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionMost Avoided: 302nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 337th in the regionMost Armed: 439th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 586th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 629th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 771st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 823rd in the region

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