The Theocracy of Orient 69 is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 977 million Orient 69ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Orient 69ian economy, worth 42.7 trillion 69th Pax Romanas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,711 69th Pax Romanas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,723 per year while the poor average 2,740, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Orient 69's national animal is the cow number 69, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Orient 69 is ranked 36,986^th in the world and 32^nd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 281,723 Standard Monetary Units.