The Federated Kingdom of Orhtezia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 677 million Orhtezians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeralia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Orhtezian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,609 Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, Orhtezia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, it's best not to ask what goes into Zeralia Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orhtezia's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Orhtezia is ranked 198,254^th in the world and 8,863^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.