The Free Land of Orgazma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.944 billion Orgazmien live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Environment, although Education, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient orgazmic economy, worth a remarkable 4,725 trillion XYMS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 249,423 XYMS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,433,540 per year while the poor average 20,847, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Orgazma has found 4 easter eggs), the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orgazma's national animal is the Umpf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orgazma is ranked 291,254^th in the world and 5,126^th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 64.28 milliStalins.