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Most Primitive: 2,591stLargest Mining Sector: 3,800thLargest Black Market: 5,320th
The Teutonic Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hey look me obah
Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Organ of Flaming Owww

Population10.977 billion

CapitalUpinsmoke
LeaderLord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh
FaithHunkaburninglove

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCougar

The Teutonic Kingdom of Organ of Flaming Owww is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.977 billion Owwwians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upinsmoke. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Owwwian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,919 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Owwwian Colonial Thesaurus, "Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and the day of rest is much more restful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Organ of Flaming Owww's national animal is the Cougar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hunkaburninglove.

Organ of Flaming Owww is ranked 190,826th in the world and 11th in The Graveyard for Most Stationary, with 60.20633646792 days.

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Most Primitive: 2,591stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,800thLargest Black Market: 5,320thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,430thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,951stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,939thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,154thMost Avoided: 12,525thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,328thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,724thHighest Economic Output: 18,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,883rdMost Authoritarian: 22,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,079thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 29,600th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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