Population | 10.977 billion |
Capital | Upinsmoke |
Leader | Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh |
Faith | Hunkaburninglove |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Cougar |
The Teutonic Kingdom of Organ of Flaming Owww is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.977 billion Owwwians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upinsmoke. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Owwwian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,919 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Owwwian Colonial Thesaurus, "Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and the day of rest is much more restful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Organ of Flaming Owww's national animal is the Cougar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hunkaburninglove.
Organ of Flaming Owww is ranked 190,826th in the world and 11th in The Graveyard for Most Stationary, with 60.20633646792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Organ of Flaming Owww's influence in The Graveyard rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Organ of Flaming Owww altered its national flag.
- : Organ of Flaming Owww's influence in The Graveyard rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Organ of Flaming Owww's influence in The Graveyard rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Organ of Flaming Owww was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Organ of Flaming Owww, the day of rest is much more restful.
- : Organ of Flaming Owww was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Organ of Flaming Owww, "Lord Sir Knight Timmons of Bathh got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Organ of Flaming Owww, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Owwwian Colonial Thesaurus.
- : Organ of Flaming Owww relocated from Misery to The Graveyard.