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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,246th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,647th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,706th
The Glorious Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Et ordo ponere pacem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Orgafin

Population2.624 billion

CapitalKiröhkrun
LeaderConrad Chayka
FaithPoyronism

CurrencyOrgafinian hyrut
Animallockenschmitte

The Glorious Republic of Orgafin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Conrad Chayka with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.624 billion Orgafinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiröhkrun. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orgafinian economy, worth 445 trillion Orgafinian hyruts a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,922 Orgafinian hyruts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Orgafinian Embarrassments, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Orgafinians any less frightened, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orgafin's national animal is the lockenschmitte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poyronism.

Orgafin is ranked 59,003rd in the world and 121st in Wintreath for Largest Populations, with 2.62 billion Capita.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,647thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,505thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,490thLowest Crime Rates: 4,780thHealthiest Citizens: 5,467thLargest Governments: 6,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,238thMost Developed: 7,742ndTop
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Safest: 8,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,030thMost Efficient Economies: 9,362ndMost Cultured: 10,005thSmartest Citizens: 10,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,553rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,444thRudest Citizens: 14,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,235th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Orgafinians any less frightened.
  • : Orgafin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Orgafin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Orgafin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Orgafinian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, Orgafin has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Orgafin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.

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