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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,373rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,813th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,890th
The Glorious Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Et ordo ponere pacem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Orgafin

Population2.325 billion

CapitalKiröhkrun
LeaderConrad Chayka
FaithPoyronism

CurrencyOrgafinian hyrut
Animallockenschmitte

The Glorious Republic of Orgafin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Conrad Chayka with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.325 billion Orgafinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiröhkrun. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orgafinian economy, worth 395 trillion Orgafinian hyruts a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,957 Orgafinian hyruts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

People talk about things being better when men were men, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Wintreath, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Orgafinian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orgafin's national animal is the lockenschmitte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poyronism.

Orgafin is ranked 101,350th in the world and 196th in Wintreath for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,373rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,707thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,514thLowest Crime Rates: 4,859thHealthiest Citizens: 5,424thLargest Governments: 6,615thMost Developed: 7,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,807thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,969thSafest: 9,071stMost Efficient Economies: 9,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,666thMost Cultured: 10,130thSmartest Citizens: 10,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,887thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,069thRudest Citizens: 14,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,821stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,573rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Orgafinian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Wintreath.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Orgafin lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgafin, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.

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