by Max Barry

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The Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Orf puppet

Population272 million


The Protectorate of Orf puppet is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working population of 272 million Orpapen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The strong Orpaepy economy, worth 16.6 trillion pom-poms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,153 pom-poms, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orf puppet's national animal is the pointer.

Orf puppet is ranked 186,657th in the world and 3rd in free land for Highest Economic Output, with 16.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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