The Most Serene Republic of Orenmark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sean Alekai with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.566 billion Orenmarkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Orenmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,691 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orenmark's national animal is the Pomeranian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orenmark is ranked 9,283^rd in the world and 194^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,783.38581696568 Days.