The Most Serene Republic of Orenmark is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sean Alekai with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.573 billion Orenmarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orenmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,521 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and a government program is underway to revitalize Orenmark's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orenmark's national animal is the Pomeranian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orenmark is ranked 118,489^th in the world and 5,927^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 973.72 on the Hickory Productivity Index.