The Most Serene Republic of Orenmark is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marie Aberdeen with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.09 billion Orenmarkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orenmarkian economy, worth 822 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,006 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orenmark's national animal is the Pomeranian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orenmark is ranked 3,216^th in the world and 183^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.67 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.