The Most Serene Republic of Orenmark is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alexander DuPont with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.738 billion Orenmarkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orenmarkian economy, worth 769 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,130 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orenmark's national animal is the Pomeranian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orenmark is ranked 19,770^th in the world and 974^th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.52 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.