The Democratic Republic of Ordistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carl with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.407 billion Ordistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordiskill. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ordistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,891 trillion Ordis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,690 Ordis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, third world countries are rich in "I Love Ordiskill" t-shirts, bike rage is all the rage, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordistan's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ordistan is ranked 22,296^th in the world and 820^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.89 law-abiding acts per hour.