The Constitutional Monarchy of Ordicius is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ordicius Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.464 billion Ordiciusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordicius City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ordiciusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion Ordicius Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 367,568 Ordicius Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,207,382 per year while the poor average 83,917, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Museum employees look down on short people, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ordicius. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ordicius's national animal is the Narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ordicius is ranked 3,783^rd in the world and 6^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,014.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.