The Constitutional Monarchy of Ordicius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ordicius Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.672 billion Ordiciusians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordicius City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ordiciusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,484 trillion Ordicius Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 384,249 Ordicius Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ordicius's national animal is the Narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ordicius is ranked 89,303^rd in the world and 189^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.29 Bank.