by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 153rdLargest Retail Industry: 157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Capitalist Paradise
Rationality, Peace, and Prosperity
Ordicius Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population10.921 billion

CapitalOrdicius City
LeaderOrdicius Prime Minister

CurrencyOrdicius Dollar

The Constitutional Monarchy of Ordicius is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ordicius Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.921 billion Ordiciusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordicius City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ordiciusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,141 trillion Ordicius Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 379,253 Ordicius Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, every workday begins with group therapy, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ordicius's national animal is the Narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ordicius is ranked 227,593rd in the world and 647th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Least Corrupt Governments, with 9.78 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Rudest Citizens: 153rdLargest Retail Industry: 157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182ndMost Armed: 188thHighest Crime Rates: 190thMost Rebellious Youth: 234thFattest Citizens: 288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 304thLargest Gambling Industry: 321stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 349thMost Avoided: 367thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 517thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 650thMost Efficient Economies: 675thHighest Average Incomes: 926thMost Influential: 1,451stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,560thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,933rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,239thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,405thMost Cultured: 2,459thHighest Economic Output: 2,614thSmartest Citizens: 2,740thMost Inclusive: 3,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,592ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,659thMost Secular: 4,769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,799thLargest Governments: 7,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,071stMost Stationary: 7,559thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,749thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,729thHighest Drug Use: 18,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,787th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ordicius was endorsed by The People's Republic of Euraziea.
  • : Ordicius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Ordicius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kuriko".
  • : Ordicius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Trade Rights"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.


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