by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 164thHighest Crime Rates: 194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 199th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Capitalist Paradise
Rationality, Peace, and Prosperity
Ordicius Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population9.464 billion

CapitalOrdicius City
LeaderOrdicius Prime Minister

CurrencyOrdicius Dollar

The Constitutional Monarchy of Ordicius is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ordicius Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.464 billion Ordiciusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordicius City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ordiciusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion Ordicius Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 367,568 Ordicius Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,207,382 per year while the poor average 83,917, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Museum employees look down on short people, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ordicius. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ordicius's national animal is the Narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ordicius is ranked 3,783rd in the world and 6th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,014.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 164thHighest Crime Rates: 194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 199thMost Armed: 207thRudest Citizens: 222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 267thFattest Citizens: 315thHighest Disposable Incomes: 317thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 355thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 358thLargest Gambling Industry: 372ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 381stMost Avoided: 408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 682ndMost Efficient Economies: 795thHighest Average Incomes: 925thMost Influential: 1,322ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,649thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,145thLargest Mining Sector: 2,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,240thMost Secular: 2,536thSmartest Citizens: 2,782ndMost Cultured: 2,977thMost Inclusive: 3,039thHighest Economic Output: 3,075thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,783rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,857thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,572ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,935thMost Stationary: 8,122ndTop
Largest Governments: 9,034thLargest Black Market: 10,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,217thHighest Drug Use: 13,477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,272nd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ordicius.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, museum employees look down on short people.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Ordicius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Union of the Axis Powers".
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordicius, Ordiciusian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.


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