The Most Christian City of Ordenza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by il-Màgran Alfons Kot'weil with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.086 billion Ordenzans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordenza. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ordencian economy, worth a remarkable 7,220 trillion Libras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 422,621 Libras, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,955,473 per year while the poor average 3,840, a ratio of 1,030 to 1.

Absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing il-Màgran Alfons Kot'weil's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ordenza's national animal is the Pembroke Welsh Corgi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Our Lady of Eternal Sorrow.

Ordenza is ranked 294,360^th in the world and 2^nd in Lusian Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.52 law-abiding acts per hour.