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Most Conservative: 7,046thMost Authoritarian: 8,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,347th
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Ordenstaat Grossburgund

Population140 million

Currencyburgundmark
Animalslave

The Empire of Ordenstaat Grossburgund is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 140 million Burgundians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Ordenstaat Grossburgundian economy, worth 7.94 trillion burgundmarks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,683 burgundmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, Burgundians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordenstaat Grossburgund's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ordenstaat Grossburgund is ranked 199,200th in the world and 68th in APSIA for Rudest Citizens, with 18.25 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Conservative: 7,046thMost Authoritarian: 8,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,347thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,740thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,869th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Ordenstaat Grossburgund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, Burgundians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Ordenstaat Grossburgund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, super-powered zombies parade through the streets of Ordenstaat Grossburgund City.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, Ordenstaat Grossburgund's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordenstaat Grossburgund, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.

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