by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 4,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,877th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Eliminate all ambitions
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population712 million

AnimalGuard dog

The Dictatorship of Ordeenstaat-Burgund is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 712 million Burgundians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Burgundian economy, worth 25.5 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,867 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, school uniforms are compulsory, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordeenstaat-Burgund's national animal is the Guard dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordeenstaat-Burgund is ranked 202,869th in the world and 140th in The Democratic Republic for Most Avoided, scoring 0.83 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Authoritarian: 4,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,940thTop
Most Extreme: 13,421stMost Conservative: 16,436thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,958thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,564th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the region

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