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Most Primitive: 72ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232ndMost Devout: 298th
The Kiwi Bird Forest of
Democratic Socialists
Kiwis are the Cure
Samantha Talon
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ordealius

Population15.717 billion

CapitalNekolite Village
LeaderSamantha Talon
FaithKiwi-ism

Currencykili
AnimalKiwi Bird

The Kiwi Bird Forest of Ordealius is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Samantha Talon with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.717 billion kiwi birds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Environment, with Spirituality and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekolite Village. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The all-consuming Ordealian economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion kilis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,918 kilis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Ordealius's national animal is the Kiwi Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kiwi-ism.

Ordealius is ranked 162,536th in the world and 96th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 97,626 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 72ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232ndMost Devout: 298thMost Ignorant Citizens: 466thBest Weather: 854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,404thMost Pacifist: 2,600thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,875thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,305thNicest Citizens: 6,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,116thMost Cultured: 9,061stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,597thHighest Food Quality: 10,153rdMost Inclusive: 11,326thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,644thLargest Governments: 14,160thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,843rdMost Income Equality: 18,448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,163rdLargest Populations: 20,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,325th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the region

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