The Free Land of Ordand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.037 billion Ordandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottosen. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ordandian economy, worth 65.5 trillion Soljoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,151 Soljoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, there's a bright dawn ahead for Ordand, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ordand's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordand is ranked 80,815^th in the world and 285^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.