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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 35thLowest Crime Rates: 118thMost Advanced Public Education: 312th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Motto
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ordah

Population4.085 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Ordah is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.085 billion Ordahians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ordahian economy, worth 688 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 168,636 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordah's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordah is ranked 879th in the world and 22nd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.8 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 35thLowest Crime Rates: 118thMost Advanced Public Education: 312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 333rdSafest: 357thMost Devout: 379thMost Pacifist: 381stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 545thLargest Welfare Programs: 600thMost Income Equality: 646thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 879thLargest Governments: 1,497thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,542ndMost Developed: 1,966thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,488thBest Weather: 2,652ndNicest Citizens: 2,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,101stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,830thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,965thHealthiest Citizens: 5,139thSmartest Citizens: 6,200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,148thMost Conservative: 10,335thNudest: 10,748thMost Authoritarian: 11,248thHighest Average Incomes: 12,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,442ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,480thMost Efficient Economies: 27,219th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 194th in the regionNudest: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 336th in the regionMost Conservative: 468th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 491st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 569th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 645th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 674th in the regionMost Stationary: 786th in the regionLargest Populations: 997th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Ordah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, the dartboard at the Ordahian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Ordah, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.

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